Passive aggressive notes

I'm guessing you've seen the passive aggressive notes site? If you haven't, go and have a look for a laugh.

It slightly reminds me of my dad. When he was an apprentice, he was told not to leave his pint behind if he needed to go for a piss in the pub after work. If he did, he was told, it'd be gone when he got back.

He had a better idea. He wrote 'do not drink this - I've spat in it' on a bit of paper and left it beside his half-finished glass before he went to the cawsy.

When he got back, there were a list of additions to his note;

So have I
So have I
So have I
So have I
So have I