A sophisticate like you would probably be bored rigid by an article like this one - about the career prospects of journeymen footballers - but I thought it was really interesting.
There y'go. This is probably because Eamon Dunphy's The Diary of a Professional Footballer is one of the most enjoyable books I've ever read. It's even better that Tony Cascarino's ghosted autobiog - and that's saying something.
See? Not totally obsessed with H.I.M.