Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Catastrophe strikes

OK. It's competition time again. If you can think of anything - and I do mean anything - that is demonstrably more annoying than the latest news from the East Midlands - then put it in the comments box below.

Let me make it easier. If it's even half as exasperating it wins.

The prize for any successful entrants (and there really aren't going to be any) will be a fucking big one. Probably with a warhead attached to it.

And a detonator.

Now fuck off, the lot of you.

Fuck off!

9 comments:

Bob Piper said...

Techy, eh?

Tim said...

My entry is also a competition.

:O)

Anton Vowl said...

Got to let him get warmed up on a small club first...

Paulie said...

It's very kind of you to say that Anton...

*sob*

Paul Anderson said...

You don't need him ... you're doing fine as it is. You coming up to Portman Road for the Tuesday evening fixture next month (3 February)? You can stop at mine if you like.

CharlieMcMenamin said...

Is this the best time to start a nasty rumour that Stuart Pearce, Des Walker, Peter Shilton, Archie Gemmell and Viv Anderson have all be revealed as secret members of a Satanic cult?

It wouldn't be true, but it might take your mind off the little local difficulty up the A52.....

James Hamilton said...

Well, although I think Nigel Clough's making a huge mistake (if you'd almost managed a side from nowhere into the Football League, wouldn't you want to see it through?)his move to Derby is clearly an example of this:

Not a serious point. I just wanted to gloat.

Morgs said...

Bloody hell man, you tonked us 3- zip in the Cup and you're still not satisfied. Where did the other Clough eventually end up after he left Derby?

Patience, Paulie, patience. Or as the word verfication has just told me 'spater'.

Steve said...

A friend texted me this news while I was in the US.

Martin O'Neill all over again, I fear.