That Anton is really disgusting you know? He wrote this post crouched with his lad - his throbbing manhood, his beef bayonet (that's enough of the euphemisms - Ed) clutched in his non-typing fist.
He was cracking one off! (STOP IT! - Ed)
Just because you didn't furnish us with the grim details on a 10 megapixel 10X8 Anton, it's no defence. I'm going to start a petition against this sort of thing.