As of now, I'm self-employed. It's a situation that I've wanted for myself for ages, and I've got here in a fairly crabwise sideways manner.
I'm telling you this because this blog could now go one of two ways. Either I get loads of work, and nothing appears here for months. Or the world spurns my charms and I'm posting frantically.
Or the third, more likely option. I get tons more work than I can do, and end up posting here as a displacement activity.