The case for the prosecution run as follows:
- He moans about everything all the time while probably being paid a fortune
- ... just like all of those posh arseholes on the 'Grumpy old men' TV franchise
- ... and they're all undoubtedly negativist fuckwits, aren't they?
- So surely Brooker is one too?
Hak has the argument for the defence - the main one. This is the absolute 180 degree opposite of negativism. And I'm going to just teef this one off Will's site without any shame:
Mr Brooker. You are innocent of all charges. You have nothing to defend but your genius. The court apologises to you for wasting your time and bids you good day.