The good thing about working with techies, is that when a good idea is circulated, the office goes quiet for about ten minutes. Then someone shouts out...
"I've done it.
In Visual Basic."
(good idea circulated this time by Annesley).
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Visual Basic?? Do people still use that [insert substitute word for extriment here]??
Can't be that good an idea if you can do it in VB.
What the World needs is a computer virus---written in assembler of course---that pops up a window on an infected machine saying "Don't do that, you doughnut" whenever a programmer tries to start Microsoft Visual Studio.
5 comments:
Visual Basic?? Do people still use that [insert substitute word for extriment here]??
Can't be that good an idea if you can do it in VB.
What the World needs is a computer virus---written in assembler of course---that pops up a window on an infected machine saying "Don't do that, you doughnut" whenever a programmer tries to start Microsoft Visual Studio.
Assembler?
What a wimp.
Real programmers use machine code.
010010010011101101111000111000111100010110010100110000111110011100101010010100101010100001010010101010
FORTRAN IV Baby.
THe Guy who was the teamleader in its birth has just died.
http://hauntingthunder.wordpress.com/2007/03/20/fater-of-fortran-dies/
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