A bunch of anti-Public Service Broadcasting entrists at the BBC have decided to annoy the silent majority again. This time, they are doing a poll to find our top 'Living Icon'.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall when their 'creatives' dreamed that one up. (Can flies make flamethrowers work? Let me know).
The three finalists are David Attenborough, Paul McCartney and the lovely S.P. Morrissey.
David Attenborough!!?! You can't give someone an award like this unless there is a popular tabloid nickname based on an abbreviation of their surname.
I know I've made a few enemies in the last few weeks, but can I unite the visitors to this blog behind at least one principle?
"Anyone using the word 'Icon' (except in discussing old religious pictures) should be publically eviscerated"