Monday, September 11, 2006

Humour and the absence of humour

Item one: Woman with no sense of humour
Motorist Laurie Ward was chuffed when she was let off a parking ticket after explaining her child being sick had delayed her.

But she wasn't so pleased when a council letter demanded: "Could you please make sure your daughter only vomits within your pay and display time in future?"
Ta Aidan

Item two: Woman with sense of humour

Mrs Ruby Kasawaya:
"You can wait nine hours for a police officer to come out after you've been burgled, but the minute that two of their officers say they've been taken hostage there are eight of them outside your door."
Ta Scribbles

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