The Stupid Party

Vote early, vote often kids! "vte lrd gfry archr"

Anyone who decides to pick candidates by txt-voting is just too stupid to run the country.

"Somewhere in London, there's a mayor in the making. If it's you, please consider applying today," Mr Cameron pleaded hopefully.

Apparently, they're going to use 'headhunters' to find their candidates. Now I knew that they were still really just closet rightwingers - but I didn't realise how right wing.

Please tell me that this is not a spoof?

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