Our office is above a recording studio. A delivery-bloke just rang the doorbell and said "Vocoder for Jarvis Cocker."
They aren't in downstairs, so I've agreed to look after it.
Don't worry Jarvis. We'll make sure it gets to you in the end. When we've finished with it.
"Mishter bwue skwaiyy...... mishter bwue skwaiyy-yai."