From this weeks Local Government Chronicle (not online)
"Decision by petition: Neighbourhoods could win powers to force councils to increase expenditure on local services under new reforms being considered by ministers."From the Highbury and Islington Bugle and Argus (not online either)
"A large explosion was heard this morning in a Highbury newsagent. Police found a large-nosed corpse and a few gallons of half-digested Guinness spread over a 150 square yards. A singed bundle of newspapers was also recovered. Fortean Times has been notified."
*Regular visitors will understand this post. The rest of you? Carry on with what you were doing.
Update: Just seen this via Cloud: Local election decided by pencil test.