I’ve got a longish post that rambles all over the place in mind, but my market research shows me that you don’t read them when I write them.
You idle gits.
You want short pieces with jokes in them. And a picture.
They will cover Irish literature, folk music, and literary ex-Pats. And they will have the title ‘Flar Key’ole’ which you will either get, or not get.
I was once told that Irish foreplay consisted of Pat telling his wife "brace yourself Briget."
Well, brace yourselves....