How wars start

Tom Hamilton has picked up on today's Guardian story about what God told Dubya. I'm not as relaxed about theists as Tom is. While I was thinking about this, I saw the Church Sign Generator (via Bowblog), and in the spirit of Landover Baptists, I thought of a bit of mischief.

While not wanting to give too much comfort to the Seamus Milne tendency on the Grauniad, I knocked this up.

And this....

Is this how subliminal advertising works? Did George see signs like this beside the road in Texas?

Then, pleased with this, I knocked this up to e-mail to a few mates:

It reflects my personal brand of Catholicism (though my lapsed Jewish ex-punk mucker managed to distill it into a sentence for me s few years ago).

By way of reply, Ged (you don't know him) sent me this (the bastard):

Would you take that lying down?

Me neither. So he got an e-mail within a few minutes with the following in it:

Religion huh? Always leads to trouble.