For everyone who enjoyed Paxman v Galloway, gorgeous George is not alone. This clipping taken from the fantastic Portadown News website. With a bit of luck, Newton Emerson will not get all litigious about me pinching a bit of his site, especially as I'm urging everyone to buy his brilliant book.
By the way, writing this entry exposed another Prod Conspiracy that Newt may be interested in. The blogger.com spellcheck suggests 'partition' as a replacement for Portadown.